{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}
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Redwood is an unincorporated community and census-designated place (CDP) in Guadalupe County, Texas, United States. The population was 4,003 at the 2020 census, a decline from the figure of 4,338 tabulated in 2010. It is part of the San Antonio Metropolitan Statistical Area.
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Kenny is the eighth studio album by American singer Kenny Rogers, released in 1979. It includes the singles \"Coward of the County\" and \"You Decorated My Life.\"
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{"slip": { "id": 115, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't have the courage to be their true self."}}
{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}
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