The Vermont Community Newspaper Group is a media company and publisher of five weekly newspapers and multiple magazines in the U.S. state of Vermont.
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{"type":"general","setup":"How many apples grow on a tree?","punchline":"All of them!","id":137}
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{"fact":"A tomcat (male cat) can begin mating when he is between 7 and 10 months old.","length":76}
{"fact":"The oldest cat to give birth was Kitty who, at the age of 30, gave birth to two kittens. During her life, she gave birth to 218 kittens.","length":136}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why does Waldo only wear stripes?","punchline":"Because he doesn't want to be spotted.","id":361}
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